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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.