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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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No matches founds

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C. U. Tomorov

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Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level