Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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My cat would be dead before I got 50

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50 Drachma.

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Got milk

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

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A smoke aLaama.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

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