Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Han So-High

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Because they weren't getting a square meal.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Gotta go fast!

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IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.