Weed Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!