Pothead plants.
Weed out only the best suppliers
You weed out the rest
In potholes.
Joint Family.
A rockin' roller.
When I'm weed you)
Mariiguana
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Mariguana.
You get high.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Alpaca bowl!!!
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
Your chron-tact.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Jackpot!
Because the see weed.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
High definition
You get stoned.
Tajweed
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Getting all high and mighty
If you burn it you get stoned
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Han So-High
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
OC High humor
She makes people stoned.
NapKIN
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
Wait, I can explain everything!
For the watch.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
Because they stick
It has more bark than bite.
SPD Gonzales.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A Joint family.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
They both said they were just going to the store
