Pothead plants.
Dank god
Weed out only the best suppliers
Weeding
HIGH-SIS
Snoop Log
Hairy Potter.
You weed out the rest
In potholes.
Joint Family.
A rockin' roller.
When I'm weed you)
Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.
Mariiguana
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Mariguana.
You get high.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Alpaca bowl!!!
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
Dansk kush.
Hibearnation
Your chron-tact.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
High Definition
Because she's taken enough hits.
He got baked.
Jackpot!
Because the see weed.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
High definition
A diskushion.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Quranic
You get stoned.
Tajweed
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Getting all high and mighty
It always had some sort of weed on it!
McBongald's
Han So-high.
If you burn it you get stoned
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Han So-High
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
Blunt trauma.
A high turnover.
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
OC High humor
She makes people stoned.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Anything in your garden!
Because they can't get high.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Crip Cringle.
They know how to work under the hood!
Nonanol.
A tectonic plate!
You can't gargle with the sand.
You sand it!
The Apey-cees!
Because it was dead.