Weed Jokes

Pothead plants.

Weed out only the best suppliers

Hairy Potter.

You weed out the rest

In potholes.

Joint Family.

A rockin' roller.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

When I'm weed you)

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

You get high.

Because he was good at pulling weed

Alpaca bowl!!!

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Hibearnation

Your chron-tact.

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

High Definition

Because she's taken enough hits.

He got baked.

Because the see weed.

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

High definition

A diskushion.

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

You get stoned.

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Getting all high and mighty

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Han So-high.

If you burn it you get stoned

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

Blunt trauma.

A high turnover.

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

OC High humor

She makes people stoned.

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

The reposts on reddit.

When I'm weed you)

A tectonic plate!

An aero-drone!

Rated movies

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

The tiger lily!

No one told him he's black.

This clique bait will shock you!

Weed Jokes

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

I Love Pizza & You

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

Your Age Is Only Math

What is the best kind of weed?

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Why do rappers love weed so much?

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Love

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Why did the lobster blush?

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a conversation about weed?

Why do you smell like weed?

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Why were George and Lennie sad?

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

How is medusa like weed?

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