Weed Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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