Pothead plants.
Weed out only the best suppliers
You weed out the rest
In potholes.
Joint Family.
A rockin' roller.
When I'm weed you)
Mariiguana
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Mariguana.
You get high.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Alpaca bowl!!!
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
Your chron-tact.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Jackpot!
Because the see weed.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
High definition
You get stoned.
Tajweed
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Getting all high and mighty
If you burn it you get stoned
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Han So-High
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
OC High humor
She makes people stoned.
Nutty Marietta!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because they can't get high.
The steaks would just be too high.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Mainly SMALL ARMS.
Fang mail.
A Joint family.
The vegan club
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.