Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches