Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!