Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.