Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.