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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.