Because he wanted to look mptnt
Goad-diggers.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
So he could look at others' faces.
The referee
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
There's no point to it
Speedos!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
It's a tie.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
