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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.