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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.