What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"