What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.