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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"