How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.