How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."