How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."