How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."