How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."