How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.