I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
One.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
When you can't pay cash.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
