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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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They're both orange except for the Apple.

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With Apple accessories.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.