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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!