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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!