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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.