What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!