What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!