What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!