Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!