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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!