Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!