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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!