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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!