Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!