Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.