Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What's small but effective?

A smile

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!