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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job