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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob