What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's your blud type bob?

Typo