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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.