What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.