What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob