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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.