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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.