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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio