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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.