How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....