How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.