How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!