How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.