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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language