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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.