How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language