How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language