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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.