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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!