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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!