What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.