What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes