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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.