What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.