What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!