Chicken sees a salad.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
It had run out of lettuce
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Cos.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
Lettuce, pray.
A seizure salad.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Because it's all heart.
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
For disturbing the peas!
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Lettuce turnip the beet
Icebergers
Lettuce alone!*
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Because they're inbred
Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
Just cos.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce get together!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Because he's two radical.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Chuz
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
He worked it out with a pencil!
S of the Carribean.
A Chicken Caesar salad
Chicken Caesar salad.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
Chicken sees a salad
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Reservations.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
Pick a cod, any cod!
