Chicken sees a salad.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
It had run out of lettuce
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Cos.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
Lettuce, pray.
A seizure salad.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Because it's all heart.
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
For disturbing the peas!
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Lettuce turnip the beet
Icebergers
Lettuce alone!*
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Because they're inbred
Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
Just cos.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce get together!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Turnip for what
Lettuce pray.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Manuel...
He had loco motives.
They're cramming for the final.
Because they are insects.
Little Seizures.
You make a seizure salad.
Seizure salad.
