Chicken sees a salad.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
It had run out of lettuce
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Cos.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
Lettuce, pray.
A seizure salad.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Because it's all heart.
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
For disturbing the peas!
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Lettuce turnip the beet
Icebergers
Lettuce alone!*
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Because they're inbred
Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
Just cos.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce get together!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
To-mate-toes!
Socrates
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
You look elephantastic!
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Beets me.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
