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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.