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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.