What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.