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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?