Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
