How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.