Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.