How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.