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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.