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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Neither work when you open windows.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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An ATM machine

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Haulin' Oates

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.