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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago