How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave