Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.