Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head