Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...