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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.