How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why can't you trust 8?

Cause she's a two-timin' four.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran