How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.