What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.