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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life