What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!