Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.