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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.