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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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I have Grey Poupon me

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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*