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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO