Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo