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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Because one egg is

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Oeuf!

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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She was maid in France!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.