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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too