What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.