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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper