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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper