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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!