What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.