What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.