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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.