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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack