Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?