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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?