Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?