Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid