Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous