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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack