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Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Botswana Jokes More Botswana Jokes

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.