Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.