Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes
Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!