Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.