Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake