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Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!