How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.