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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out