How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.