How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Who loses?

America.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.