How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.