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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.