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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...