Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.