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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.