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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.