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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.