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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit