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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.