Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D