What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit