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What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What is the room temperature on Tatooine?

Lukewarm

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.