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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."