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Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Who won the race?

Society.

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Heavy Soup Jokes More Heavy Soup Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton