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Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

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What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Heavy Soup Jokes More Heavy Soup Jokes

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.