Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

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What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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