Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

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What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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An IPhone.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.