How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.