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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.