A gun has one trigger.
About 20 beers!!
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
A Five-seven.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
A handgun only has one trigger.