Gun Jokes

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

What do you call a black man with a gun?

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

Which gun has a perfect rating?

How many guns do I have left?

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

What type of gun do time travelers use?

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

What kind of guns do bees use?

Which gun does Superman use?

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

What do guns and millennials have in common?

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

What do churches and guns have in common?

Why are black people so good at running?

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

What do guns and feminists have in common?

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

Why did a gun go to the barber?

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

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