Some people are against shooting guns.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Put them inside a woman's body.
A gun has one trigger.
Put the gun down!
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
You call him "sir".
You must not bring either to the movies.
A smoothbore.
A Five-seven.
That's right. 10.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!
More guns!
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A Clock-18
Because they carry guns instead
BeeBee guns
SCAR-L
You can silence a gun.
Armin Van Buren.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
More guns.
Mainly SMALL ARMS.
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
Gun hangs head & turns around
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
A gun actually does something when triggered.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
A water gun.
Because they could only draw guns.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
A shooting star
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
The gun has only one trigger
He got fired.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
They are very loud when triggered.
A moosecut!
Amazon of a gun!
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
A gun only has one trigger.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Because it wasn't ceiling.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Is unwise, apparently.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
A nail gun
Madam President.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
A nail gun.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
Sans Sheriff.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"