What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.