What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.