What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!