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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.