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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb