What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose