What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.