What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical