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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW