What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW