What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.