How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.