Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

800 Jokes More 800 Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!