Nra Jokes

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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