Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Nra Member Jokes More Nra Member Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.