Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.