Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.