It was rated out of five.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
Texas after a drought.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Mr. President
They are out standing in the field
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
They both applied to UT Austin
Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Because they're still alive.
No, seriously, I want to know.
Garbage collectors.
Beef stroganoff
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
In Laotian.
They go swimming in Laotian
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
In case he got a hole in one.
I can't go deep in juice.
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
A roundhouse.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
