It was rated out of five.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
Texas after a drought.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Mr. President
They are out standing in the field
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
They both applied to UT Austin
Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Because they're still alive.
An upper crust.
A waterfell.
I didn't sneeze!
It goes back for seconds
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Goat simulator
Islam Dunk
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Two, but they have to be very small.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
The screen stays black when you check the time.
