It was rated out of five.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
Texas after a drought.
Two chalk outlines.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Mr. President
They are out standing in the field
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
They both applied to UT Austin
Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Because they're still alive.
A waist of time
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
You will get exhausted.
Because they run over sleepers.
Because God bless America
Go bless yourself.
Because cows can't get a square meal.
I chews you
Dog turds without borders
A Two-knee fish!.....
Because they spend too much time changing.
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
PG-13!
No Drought.**
