Because they're still alive.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Her batteries were dead.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
They don't want to!
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
State joke) A New Hampshire
