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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire