Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire