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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire