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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire