Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!