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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.