What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!