What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!