What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What online payment service does the Pope use?

Papal.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.