What does the head of the Catholic Chur...

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What online payment service does the Pope use?

Papal.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!