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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.