Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.