Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why are americans bad at DotA?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.