Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.