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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*