Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling