Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!