Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling