What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.