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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!