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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".