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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!